Today’s reason randy is cooler than cancer:
This is the sweet mustache Randy used to have. It’s the mustache that I’m going to grow this month for Movember. Cancer can’t grow a mustache, it’s not nearly cool enough. It just pointlessly exists, stealing nutrition and mucking things up.
And yes, that’s Don Knotts that Randy is hanging out with. That’s how cool he is. Is Cancer cool enough to hang out with Don fucking Knotts? No. Cancer’s a loser.
Will you help kick cancer’s stupid ass?