Miracle Whip - Anthem
Way to go, McGarry Bowen. Nothing goes with a vaguely urban summer rooftop party or a beach trip like egg yolks, oil and high fructose corn syrup. I didn’t know that the the pseudo-rebellious 90’s hipster scene is the ghetto mayo demographic, but I’m sure the diabetic mid-westerners currently choking down that toxic swill will start buying ray-bans and old modest mouse records any day now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUUdNBFvSWI
PS - At least the packaging redesign looks good.
PPS - WTF is a crostini, anyway? It sounds like a Starbuck’s egg McMuffin.
