As Sam Elliot’s character in The Big Lebowski said:
"Welp, that about does her, wraps her all up."
That’s the whole circle of faux-Randy mustache life over one month. From a full-on beard to clean shaven to motorcycle cop-level mustache and back to weirdly Adam Lanza-esque clean shaven. And all of it was far cooler than that wet blanket known as cancer.
Randy got a kick out of it, we raised some money to fight man cancers, and everyone knows that if you suddenly have to pee all the time, GET YOUR JUNK LOOKED AT. Seriously, in most cases it’s totally treatable if you get on top of it.
My mustache may be gone, but it’s not too late to kick down a few bucks. So don’t be a cheap-ass and help all your brothers out:
"Say friend, got any more of that good sarsaparilla?"